Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Squid Hath Returned!

Howdy! After a four-year break, I'm returning to Statsbomb to track some of the notable predictions from luminaries such as Opta, Goldman Sachs, and a player to be named later. Four years ago Goldman did... poorly: https://statsbomb.com/2014/06/goldman-sachs-and-the-world-cup/ They dropped 29.77% of their bankroll. Oops! This time around I've cut their bankroll to $10,000 (with an open credit line), because losing large sums of money should be punished. (I'll excuse the snorts of laughter from those of you who know how it really works). The methodology here is the Kelly Criterion. Quite simply, these are the bets you would make to maximize your bankroll growth if you believed the numbers you published. Our good friends at Goldman Sachs have returned with more futbol proclamations. Some notable points:

  1. It's unclear that they are aware of where the World Cup is taking place. I'm as shocked as they are that Russia will be hosting, but let's take that into account with our projections, eh? They have Saudi Arabia as more likely to advance then Russia despite Russia being more than a goal favorite head-to-head.
  2. Betting on Spain, Argentina, France, Brazil, and Germany to be eliminated in the Group stage suggests they don't quite have a handle on just how good the elite teams are.
  3. Betting on England to not get out of the group stage is just good sense.
  4. I'm personally rooting for Japan, so let's hope Goldman wins that one

Team

Advance Y/N

Risked

To Win

Result

Uruguay

Eliminated

809

3438

0

Russia

Eliminated

5092

10948

0

Egypt

Eliminated

1056

660

0

Saudi Arabia

Advance

2903

24676

0

Spain

Eliminated

1156

10543

0

Portugal

Pass

0

0

0

Morocco

Pass

0

0

0

Iran

Advance

2463

14778

0

France

Eliminated

956

8604

0

Denmark

Eliminated

278

320

0

Peru

Pass

0

0

0

Australia

Advance

3864

17388

0

Argentina

Eliminated

1151

5467

0

Croatia

Eliminated

3342

6016

0

Iceland

Advance

2918

9980

0

Nigeria

Eliminated

3109

1026

0

Brazil

Eliminated

490

5645

0

Switzerland

Pass

0

0

0

Serbia

Pass

0

0

0

Costa Rica

Advance

2153

8913

0

Germany

Eliminated

1044

9281

0

Mexico

Eliminated

297

288

0

Sweden

Advance

583

787

0

Korea Republic

Advance

223

997

0

Belgium

Eliminated

1091

8084

0

England

Eliminated

1380

7176

0

Tunisia

Advance

1799

8096

0

Panama

Advance

443

4386

0

Colombia

Advance

839

336

0

Poland

Advance

1621

977

0

Senegal

Eliminated

4154

3147

0

Japan

Advance

928

2320

0

As for their championship futures:

Team

Champ

Risked

To Win

Result

Portugal

Yes

558

13236

0

Belgium

Yes

35

410

0

England

Yes

238

4048

0

Colombia

Yes

171

8294

0

Poland

Yes

108

8646

0

Mexico

Yes

126

16695

0

Denmark

Yes

110

13475

0

Sweden

Yes

91

22767

0

Iran

Yes

61

32056

0

Peru

Yes

1

126

0

Australia

Yes

35

14011

0

Iceland

Yes

17

5143

0

Costa Rica

Yes

25

10063

0

Tunisia

Yes

36

26118

0

Saudi Arabia

Yes

26

18863

0

Japan

Yes

21

11036

0

Best of luck to our friendly Vampire Squid.   (Header Photo Courtesy of the Press Association)